i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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