I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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