I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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