Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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