How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i already hear my dad disowning me
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I would ride that face into the sunset
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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