I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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