I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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