i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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