why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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