Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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