You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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