Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
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how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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