If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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