After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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