haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
its not stalking. its research.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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