Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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