So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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