Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
