Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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