spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
