My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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