I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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