YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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