So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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