I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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