More tranny stories later!
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I want her autograph on my taint
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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