another moral hangover. fuck.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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