i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
