just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
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the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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