Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.