Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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