I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
We have so much sex to catch up on
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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