i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Randomize
