she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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