My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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