she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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