you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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