I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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