No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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