a queef is a wish your heart makes.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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