yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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