at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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