I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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