Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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