do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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