It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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