I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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