Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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