So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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