So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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