I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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