yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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