i permit you to call me
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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