dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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