I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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