You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
